Dining in Brussels' most exclusive restaurant Le Clochard Enchanté last night, the EU Commission President Jose “Em” Barroso and BusinessEurope director general Philippe “Pass” de Buck were heard d
Noises off
European Business Summit organisers have responded to criticism from environmentalists that they don't care about the climate by installing a donations box in the foyer.
Tuesday, May 17, 2011 - 16:39
Belgian cement company BetonBoer has announced it is to relocate to the rainforest. The company said the move would ensure it could remain competitive.
Tuesday, May 17, 2011 - 16:38
Meanwhile a group of well known oil industry lobbyists are believed to be pushing for a woolly jumper tax (WJT) in northern Europe, after an energy efficiency campaign was said to have hit profits.
Tuesday, May 17, 2011 - 08:39
Exxon Mobil's Head of Sustainable Drilling Ken Token appeared red faced on the eve of the European Business Summit after it emerged he had tried to offset an extra-marital affair with the director
Tuesday, May 17, 2011 - 08:40
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